Top 10 Things BULLSHITTERS SAY WHEN THEY CALL TO WASTE YOUR TIME!

[evolutionkennels]

1. "My word is my bond" I instantly politely say , "FUCK YOU" If word is so good, why do contracts exist?

Jack, I know you have a few

[GEAUX TIGERS]

Ok it's a deal. I'm just gonna call and talk to my partner first. (It's John )

[BigEazy]

I got some land. I can hold some dogs for you...

[evolutionkennels]

I got some land. I can hold some dogs for you...

Lmao... right... Then your dogs disappear

[evolutionkennels]

Bank put a hold on the check. I'll pay you when they release it

[gotap_d]

When someone is holding a dog for you and they call you and they call and say "man i your dog got off the chain and had an accident." You get you dog back and he looks like he just went for 2.5hrs. Smh lying ass rolled your dog.

[evolutionkennels]

storm rolled thru, knocked out PowerLines. bank not open

[Officially Retired]

1. "My word is my bond" I instantly politely say , "FUCK YOU" If word is so good, why do contracts exist?
Jack, I know you have a few

100% agreement that, "My word is my bond," is the #1 sign of a lying mofo (ttth)

Another one is, "Oh yeah, I feed all my dogs raw." (Most people are too lazy to actually do so over a prolonged period of time ...)

"I will never sell this dog," is another tall tale that is hard to live up to ...

And, finally, another beauty I hear time-and-again is, "I promise to give you breeding rights."

Usually, after agreeing to give full breeding rights to a stud you sell someone, the genius expects "pups back" ... as if I am paying him a stud fee ... rather than collecting on my breeding RIGHT he agreed to, to get the damned dog in the first place

Jack

[CRISIS]

ive been feeding raw for going on 2 years now........im not bullshittin'! LOL... yeah it's a pain in the ass....

[EWO]

"MY word is my bond", is a lot like starting a sentence, "To tell you the truth, blah blah blah",

Feeding raw is a good one as well. I visited a guy once who 'fed all his dogs raw' in advertisement. Got there and walked around and the trash can had a balled up bag from a hunting feed bag. But to each his own.

I guess my favorites or least favorites I should say, revolve around money and who is allowed to spend it. It is popular because a lot of for sale ads now have those disclaimers attached. Talk to your partner, talk to your wife, and then call.

EWO