LMAO, that is what happened to me with Truman on my first match. The dog was game as hell, but had average ability and arguably the worst work ethic of any dog I have ever owned in 2+ decades of having dogs.

He wouldn't run. He wouldn't fetch. He wouldn't chase a hide. I tried swimming, and he was actually so lazy he did choose drowning over swimming at one point, way before exhaustion, and just decided to sink. I actually had to save him and hold him up by the belly and let him flop his legs

The only thing Truman would go apeshit over was the sight of another dog, but I didn't have a mill at the time, let alone two to face each other. In hindsight, I really should have just paid forfeit